I'll post some pics of Dolly's arrival. And yes, that's my DISH satellite. Please don't blow my DISH away Dolly...I beseech you -- you ungrateful bitch.

Update #1: As you can see, not much has changed in 4 hours. Dolly's such a lazy slag. I can't wait to see Armageddon heading my way so that I can take pics like crazy and probably get struck by lightning or get sucked up by a tornado while doing so.

Update #2: Still nothing. The skies are getting a little Apocaplyse-ish. It's a harbinger of what's to come. The storms that are about to hit are just the opening acts. When Dolly hits the stage, it's gonna be an event or a flop.

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So this bitch, Dolly, is almost here. It's very quiet outside right now. There's a few clouds just hanging around. Ugh...I wish it would just get here already. The anticipation is killing me. All the sluts at the island are being evacuated (unless they wanna drown and shit). I live inland so it probably won't be that bad (famous last words). Shit, I just remembered that you have to deal with tornadoes when a hurricane hits. Just keep on piling all that shit. Seriously, Mother Nature...you suck! Plz die!

Khia

For being the Queen Hoodrat.

Nazti Muzik in stores today.

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The court has thrown out a fine of half-million dollars against CBS after (My Queen) Janet's superbowl performance where her breast was shown for nine-sixteenths of a second. If it weren't for the damn media playing it back every second of every minute of every hour, no one would have noticed. They even slow-mo'd the damn clip and brought in specialist to analyze the clip. Too much time wasted on something so isignificant. They kept crying 'think about the children' while those same kids are on their computers now downloading porn. Whatever! Haterz to the left plz! I've moved on to better things. One of those things is the Rock Witchu Tour. Represent!

Janet Jackson unequivocally approves this post.

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An anonymous ho said that there is a budding romance on this season of Project Runway between Wesley(l) and Daniel(r). I'm taking this as a rumor so stay tuned to see if they go at it on the runway. I kid. What I do know is that Kelli's design was the best of last week. Those burnt coffee filters were a little hot mess-ish but kudos for being creative.

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Hayden Panettiere, the cheerleader from HEROES, bought her first home recently. She asked her best friend to move in with her instead of that perv boyfriend of hers, Milo Ventimiglia. This next bit sounds like bullshit, but it's good enough for me.

Milo was secretly hoping Hayden would ask him to move in to the new pad. He is keen to take their relationship to the next level by moving in together but Hayden is not ready for that," the source said.

She has told him she still wants some of her independence because she is young.

She wants to stay young and is not ready to settle down yet, so moving in with a friend was the perfect answer for her. Milo was devastated but he has promised to wait

Chris Hansen approves this post.

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First off, LOL @ that pic. It looks like she just had something thrown at her face and she's crying. Now to the sad part. Jessica was performing her first country concert. It didn't go off as she probably had hoped for. Here are some of the reviews from the Ebert & Roeper's in the audience.

1. I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.

2. She's an embarrassment to country music.

3. I actually like her country songs better. She has a great voice, plus, she's adorable.

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Who hasn't had a tryst with a married man? Anyone...Bueller? Just me? I'm a slut that will probably perish in Hurricane Dolly's path. I had it coming. So Lance is dating a married guy but it's cool 'cause he's totally in the know. From Page Six:

...Leal, who is Italian but was born and raised in Brazil, married US citizen Jessica Gannon nine years ago - and never got a divorce. The two separated three years ago, due to what Gannon told us through a rep were "irreconcilable differences." She added, "We continue to love each other. He was, is and always will be my best friend.

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So Tropical Storm Dolly (soon to be Hurricane) is headed in my direction y'all. The chances are pretty high that it might be a direct hit. I got my floaties on, just in case. You never know with these storms. They're so shifty. Anyway, it's suppose to make landfall starting Tuesday night and only get worse on Wednesday. Ugh...I hate rainy weather. It's so beautiful outside now and to think that in a couple of days, it's all gonna go to hell. I hope the internet does not go away 'cause I'll slit my wrists if it does. If this soon to be Hurricane is as fabulous as Dolly Parton, we're dead.

Here are some pics of Chace attending the opening day of The 2008 Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at The Bridgehampton Polo Club on July 19 in Bridgehampton, NY. I see what you did there Chace...being all sexy and shit. More pics below.



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I may be the Johnny-Come-Lately for this movie, but I've been watching Shelter a lot lately. If you haven't seen it, you must watch it now. It's a cute film. It even confirmed to me that I have a heart after all...not just empty cavity where one should be. So what does the guy pictured above have to do with this post? Well, his name is Shane Mack and he has a few songs in the movie's soundtrack. After watching this movie, my fingers immediately ran to iTunes to purchase the album. I love it all...especially Shane. Lie To Me is my fave track. I've posted the song below so please check it out. I added links to the video and his MySpace page where you can listen (or purchase) any of his songs.

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Nestor Carbonell

For being a fine piece of a male specimen.

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Dana Delany is one of three gingers that I worship. The other two will be revealed in due time. I love this woman and was really excited when she popped up as Katherine Mayfair on Desperate Housewives. I started watching that trash 'cause of the gay boys that were moving into town (Tuc Watkins...in my bed now). I stayed through the rest of the season 'cause of this woman. She is fierce. And yay, she's back as a series regular next season. Word up bitches! Here's some pics of Dana at ABC Television Group All Star Party. I added a pic of her (rocking those glasses) with Skeletor Teri Hatcher at the TCA Summer Press Tour. Dana's got the 'I'm so over this bitch and all her bullshit' look on her face.

BTW, how lucky is Teri that she gets to mack on Gale Harold next season? Not fair.

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