It's Almost Here!

So this bitch, Dolly, is almost here. It's very quiet outside right now. There's a few clouds just hanging around. Ugh...I wish it would just get here already. The anticipation is killing me. All the sluts at the island are being evacuated (unless they wanna drown and shit). I live inland so it probably won't be that bad (famous last words). Shit, I just remembered that you have to deal with tornadoes when a hurricane hits. Just keep on piling all that shit. Seriously, Mother Nature...you suck! Plz die!